And if I told you that I am actually only good at certain things, and one of them is making it look like I am good at everything else?
I know you are. I know you are telling me the truth as it is for you, as you see it. And you see it that way because you are too generous. It is not a bad thing. Lots of people are too much of something or other, and often it is not something good. Too cruel, too greedy, too cold. Be glad you can help balance that out.
Mm. First home intruder that cooked for you, first person who tried to kill your idol, first person who witnessed the sorry state of your cutlery drawer...
A full set of cutlery weighs considerably less than even one ton, and you keep it in the drawer to prevent dust.
I was going to whether you gave me permission or not.
Nooo. The point of a gift is that you pick it out for me and I do not know what it is.
And before you say 'but I know what my present is now' the cutlery is not your only present, so no you do not.
And before you say 'but I know what my present is now' the cutlery is not your only present, so no you do not.
You cannot think of anything?
[Okay, just this once, she won't only say the trolling thing.]
I have not made a Christmas list since I was 6. I am afraid it isn't in my skillset anymore.
[Okay, just this once, she won't only say the trolling thing.]
I have not made a Christmas list since I was 6. I am afraid it isn't in my skillset anymore.
Well. Pay enough attention over the next 6ish months and perhaps you will get some.
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