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well, you're definitely a lot of things no one else has been.

Mm. First home intruder that cooked for you, first person who tried to kill your idol, first person who witnessed the sorry state of your cutlery drawer...

my cutlery drawer is fine! you're just weird.

I am weird, and so is your cutlery drawer.

i don't need tons of cutlery just to collect dust.

A full set of cutlery weighs considerably less than even one ton, and you keep it in the drawer to prevent dust.

fine get me a set of cutlery for christmas.

( she's not going to buy it herself. )

I was going to whether you gave me permission or not.

really? you were going to get me something for christmas?

Of course I was.

well now you need to tell me something you want so i can get it for you.

Nooo. The point of a gift is that you pick it out for me and I do not know what it is.

And before you say 'but I know what my present is now' the cutlery is not your only present, so no you do not.

okay okay i get that.

but can i get some ideas on what you might want?

You cannot think of anything?

[Okay, just this once, she won't only say the trolling thing.]

I have not made a Christmas list since I was 6. I am afraid it isn't in my skillset anymore.