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Nothing wrong with that.
As long as you're not opposed to mr skin suit because he's encroaching on your territory.

no he can do what he wants to do
everyone needs a hobby
just as long as my skin remains on me.

This is either a remarkably accepting outlook on life or a sign of how absolutely dire the dating scene is in New York.

it's pretty dire
i'm thinking of becoming a spinster.

That IS dire.
Could be fun, though.
You could get really invested in some niche hobbies.

what kind of hobbies do good spinsters have?

You could take up subversive cross stitch.
Or cultivate a garden of poisonous flowers.

both of those sound really cool
i don't have any supplies for that
but i kind of want to have them.

Hey, it's never too early to start a new hobby.

maybe i'll take up knitting.
cross stitch.

Think of all the arrow based puns you could make.

is a woman allowed to tell dad jokes?
because i'm good at that.

Women can do anything they want to do.
So let's hear your best dad joke.

oh no putting me on the spot
okay hang on.

what did one wall say to the other?

Who could resist a dad joke?
I don't know, what DID one wall say to the other?

i'll meet you at the corner!

( laugh, she's hilarious. )

Oh God, that might be the perfect dad joke.
I laughed and then groaned.

that's what it's supposed to do. can't help but laugh even though it's terrible.