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how do you be a bigger freak than a skin suit freak?

thank you!

[pagekaren]

Have you never had to out-weird a weird guy at a bar?

[Has she just been out there terrorizing the oddballs that hit on her when they try it after she's had a few drinks?

...honestly, maybe.]

[coolcostumes]

uh
i haven't

i guess maybe i just take the weird mantle automatically

[pagekaren]

Nothing wrong with that.
As long as you're not opposed to mr skin suit because he's encroaching on your territory.

[coolcostumes]

no he can do what he wants to do
everyone needs a hobby
just as long as my skin remains on me.

[pagekaren]

This is either a remarkably accepting outlook on life or a sign of how absolutely dire the dating scene is in New York.

[coolcostumes]

it's pretty dire
i'm thinking of becoming a spinster.

[pagekaren]

That IS dire.
Could be fun, though.
You could get really invested in some niche hobbies.

[coolcostumes]

what kind of hobbies do good spinsters have?

[pagekaren]

You could take up subversive cross stitch.
Or cultivate a garden of poisonous flowers.

[coolcostumes]

both of those sound really cool
i don't have any supplies for that
but i kind of want to have them.

[pagekaren]

Hey, it's never too early to start a new hobby.

[coolcostumes]

maybe i'll take up knitting.
cross stitch.

[pagekaren]

Think of all the arrow based puns you could make.

[coolcostumes]

is a woman allowed to tell dad jokes?
because i'm good at that.

[pagekaren]

Women can do anything they want to do.
So let's hear your best dad joke.

[coolcostumes]

oh no putting me on the spot
okay hang on.

what did one wall say to the other?

[pagekaren]

Who could resist a dad joke?
I don't know, what DID one wall say to the other?

[coolcostumes]

i'll meet you at the corner!

( laugh, she's hilarious. )

[pagekaren]

Oh God, that might be the perfect dad joke.
I laughed and then groaned.

[coolcostumes]

that's what it's supposed to do. can't help but laugh even though it's terrible.