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[coolcostumes]

yeah well
maybe i'll last longer this time
i've been training.

[so_many_pockets]

Maybe you will.
Give me a week or so to stop being more bruise than person and we will see how you do.

[coolcostumes]

i don't like hearing that you're more bruise than anything.

[so_many_pockets]

What if I say I am more bruise than corpse?

[coolcostumes]

better but still.

what have you been doing?

[so_many_pockets]

My job. Unfortunately, any detail more than that is very, very classified.
And one bar fight.

[coolcostumes]

wait

the first part i can understand

but BAR FIGHT?

[so_many_pockets]

Yes? What is confusing about a bar fight? They're fairly simple, as fights go.

[coolcostumes]

nothing is confusing about a bar fight. i'm just wondering how you got into a bar fight? what happened?

[so_many_pockets]

Well, I was in a bar, a man was being an asshole, I said something about it, he attempted to hit me and then I taught him a very important lesson.
So, you know. The usual.

[coolcostumes]

the usual.

was he being an asshole to you or just in general? not that i disagree with what you did i'm just curious

[so_many_pockets]

Yes, the usual. I have hobbies.

No, he was being an asshole to other women there.

[coolcostumes]

well, he deserved it, then. was it just one guy or did you take on a bunch of guys?

[so_many_pockets]

Oh, he had friends. Thankfully. It would be SO boring to fight one ridiculous American man. No challenge!
It was still very easy, but at least I had to pay a little attention.

[coolcostumes]

and here all i did was get a new shirt and take my dog out for walks.

[so_many_pockets]

Taking Lucky out for walks is a very important task, do not minimalize that!

[coolcostumes]

well yeah! i think so too. it's just not the same kind of thing you're doing.

[so_many_pockets]

I don't think you want to be doing the same kind of thing I am doing, generally speaking.

[coolcostumes]

you're helping people, aren't you?

[so_many_pockets]

In a manner of speaking, sure. But not that white knight hero type of helping that you find valuable.

[coolcostumes]

so, you're helping bad people?

[so_many_pockets]

I was more talking about the means, but I am not working with or for anyone I would call a hero, if that is how you are defining 'good.' I would not claim to be a good person myself, either.

[coolcostumes]

well i think you are and don't try and change my mind it's not gonna be possible.

[so_many_pockets]

Well. The people I am working with, at least, are a lot like me, so probably you would not judge them too harshly either.

[coolcostumes]

do you have a team?