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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-04-21 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Aww.
So soft, Kate Bishop.
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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-04-22 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Careful, Kate Bishop, someone might think you were trying to talk dirty to me.

Is that what you want to be? Very hard?
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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-04-24 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I am the one that said you were first, so yes, I agree. I also agree that you are not boring, and that it is good not to always be one thing exclusively.
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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-04-25 02:53 pm (UTC)(link)
So you have a notebook about me and you write about me in your diary. Interesting.
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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-04-26 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I am not even asking a question, how am I being nosy! I am just repeating information you freely gave.
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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-04-27 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Well. Nosiness is a subjective thing. Whether or not I am would depend entirely on the context of the situation and who you ask.

But in any case, I do not think I am currently being nosy.
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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-04-27 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Did I say anything about going snooping for it?
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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-04-28 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
Ohhh. That sounds like paranoia, Kate Bishop.
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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-04-28 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Now that is not true at all. I have hurt many people over paranoia.
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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-04-28 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
That sounds like good news for me.
But in any case, I sincerely do not intend to look for your diary. I am just flattered to have merited a mention in it.
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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-04-29 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe even more than once?
That does make me more curious, particularly if they would be positive or negative mentions.
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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-04-30 02:52 pm (UTC)(link)
That is fair. I do not keep a diary but if I did, my entry then would also have been a little irritated that you kept getting in my way.
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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-05-01 02:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Just talking would not have gotten me what I wanted and certainly was not what I was getting paid for.
Also throwing you around was a lot of fun.
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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-05-02 01:15 pm (UTC)(link)
You're welcome for going easy on you.
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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-05-03 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. Most people do not leave a fight with me with just bruises.
Most people do not leave a fight with me alive.
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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-05-03 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Kate.
Not going easy on you would have ended in either choking you out or shooting you.
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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-05-04 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Being able to get hit a lot does not make someone cool.
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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-05-04 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I see.
Well, if you would like, I will give you a second try.
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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-05-05 04:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Sure, if you really want to get your ass kicked again, who am I to deny you?
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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-05-06 02:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe you will.
Give me a week or so to stop being more bruise than person and we will see how you do.
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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-05-07 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
What if I say I am more bruise than corpse?
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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-05-08 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
My job. Unfortunately, any detail more than that is very, very classified.
And one bar fight.
Edited 2025-05-08 00:32 (UTC)
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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-05-08 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes? What is confusing about a bar fight? They're fairly simple, as fights go.
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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-05-09 01:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I was in a bar, a man was being an asshole, I said something about it, he attempted to hit me and then I taught him a very important lesson.
So, you know. The usual.
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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-05-09 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, the usual. I have hobbies.

No, he was being an asshole to other women there.
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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-05-10 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, he had friends. Thankfully. It would be SO boring to fight one ridiculous American man. No challenge!
It was still very easy, but at least I had to pay a little attention.
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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-05-10 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Taking Lucky out for walks is a very important task, do not minimalize that!
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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-05-11 02:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think you want to be doing the same kind of thing I am doing, generally speaking.
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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-05-11 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
In a manner of speaking, sure. But not that white knight hero type of helping that you find valuable.
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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-05-11 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I was more talking about the means, but I am not working with or for anyone I would call a hero, if that is how you are defining 'good.' I would not claim to be a good person myself, either.
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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-05-12 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
Well. The people I am working with, at least, are a lot like me, so probably you would not judge them too harshly either.
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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-05-12 01:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I have... something like that. Yes.
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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-05-12 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Is that relevant to something?
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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-05-13 02:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Currently, I do not think we have one. We are being very democratic.
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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-05-13 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Which part, the team or the attempt at democracy?
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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-05-14 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
The attempt at democracy is doomed, we argue about nearly everything.
The team... Yes, it is.
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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-05-15 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
No. Neither did I.
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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-05-16 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
Being on a team?
Why?
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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-05-16 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
And if I told you that I am actually only good at certain things, and one of them is making it look like I am good at everything else?
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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-05-17 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, you're too generous, Kate Bishop.
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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-05-17 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I know you are. I know you are telling me the truth as it is for you, as you see it. And you see it that way because you are too generous. It is not a bad thing. Lots of people are too much of something or other, and often it is not something good. Too cruel, too greedy, too cold. Be glad you can help balance that out.
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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-05-18 03:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I like you being those things to me too.
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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-05-19 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Mm. First home intruder that cooked for you, first person who tried to kill your idol, first person who witnessed the sorry state of your cutlery drawer...
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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-05-20 02:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I am weird, and so is your cutlery drawer.
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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-05-21 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
A full set of cutlery weighs considerably less than even one ton, and you keep it in the drawer to prevent dust.
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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-05-22 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I was going to whether you gave me permission or not.
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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-05-23 01:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course I was.
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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-05-23 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Nooo. The point of a gift is that you pick it out for me and I do not know what it is.

And before you say 'but I know what my present is now' the cutlery is not your only present, so no you do not.
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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-05-23 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
You cannot think of anything?

[Okay, just this once, she won't only say the trolling thing.]

I have not made a Christmas list since I was 6. I am afraid it isn't in my skillset anymore.
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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-05-24 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
Well. Pay enough attention over the next 6ish months and perhaps you will get some.
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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-05-24 01:59 pm (UTC)(link)
No? You prefer it hard?
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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-05-24 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I could not agree more.
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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-05-25 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you have every time we've agreed marked in your diary?
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thank you!

[personal profile] pagekaren 2025-04-22 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
Have you never had to out-weird a weird guy at a bar?

[Has she just been out there terrorizing the oddballs that hit on her when they try it after she's had a few drinks?

...honestly, maybe.]
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[personal profile] pagekaren 2025-04-23 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
Nothing wrong with that.
As long as you're not opposed to mr skin suit because he's encroaching on your territory.
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[personal profile] pagekaren 2025-04-24 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
This is either a remarkably accepting outlook on life or a sign of how absolutely dire the dating scene is in New York.
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[personal profile] pagekaren 2025-04-24 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
That IS dire.
Could be fun, though.
You could get really invested in some niche hobbies.
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[personal profile] pagekaren 2025-04-25 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
You could take up subversive cross stitch.
Or cultivate a garden of poisonous flowers.
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[personal profile] pagekaren 2025-04-26 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, it's never too early to start a new hobby.
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[personal profile] pagekaren 2025-04-28 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
Think of all the arrow based puns you could make.
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[personal profile] pagekaren 2025-04-28 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Women can do anything they want to do.
So let's hear your best dad joke.
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[personal profile] pagekaren 2025-04-30 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
Who could resist a dad joke?
I don't know, what DID one wall say to the other?
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[personal profile] pagekaren 2025-05-01 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
Oh God, that might be the perfect dad joke.
I laughed and then groaned.