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[coolcostumes]

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[coolcostumes]

positive.

well, except when you punched me that first time we met. i was kind of pissed then.

[so_many_pockets]

That is fair. I do not keep a diary but if I did, my entry then would also have been a little irritated that you kept getting in my way.

[coolcostumes]

i would have just talked to you
but you insisted on throwing me around!

[so_many_pockets]

Just talking would not have gotten me what I wanted and certainly was not what I was getting paid for.
Also throwing you around was a lot of fun.

[coolcostumes]

i was bruised for days!

[so_many_pockets]

You're welcome for going easy on you.

[coolcostumes]

that was easy?

[so_many_pockets]

Yes. Most people do not leave a fight with me with just bruises.
Most people do not leave a fight with me alive.

[coolcostumes]

well now i hate that you went easy on me
i could have lasted
i'm strong!

[so_many_pockets]

Kate.
Not going easy on you would have ended in either choking you out or shooting you.

[coolcostumes]

listen

realistically, i know that
but i'm trying to make myself seem better than i am.

[so_many_pockets]

Why?

[coolcostumes]

idk

to seem cool?

[so_many_pockets]

Being able to get hit a lot does not make someone cool.

[coolcostumes]

no i don't mean getting hit a lot
i meant
going toe to toe with you

[so_many_pockets]

Oh, I see.
Well, if you would like, I will give you a second try.

[coolcostumes]

yeah?
i'd be cool with that!

[so_many_pockets]

Sure, if you really want to get your ass kicked again, who am I to deny you?

[coolcostumes]

yeah well
maybe i'll last longer this time
i've been training.

[so_many_pockets]

Maybe you will.
Give me a week or so to stop being more bruise than person and we will see how you do.

[coolcostumes]

i don't like hearing that you're more bruise than anything.

[so_many_pockets]

What if I say I am more bruise than corpse?

[coolcostumes]

better but still.

what have you been doing?

[so_many_pockets]

My job. Unfortunately, any detail more than that is very, very classified.
And one bar fight.

[coolcostumes]

wait

the first part i can understand

but BAR FIGHT?