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[coolcostumes]

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[so_many_pockets]

Yes. Most people do not leave a fight with me with just bruises.
Most people do not leave a fight with me alive.

[coolcostumes]

well now i hate that you went easy on me
i could have lasted
i'm strong!

[so_many_pockets]

Kate.
Not going easy on you would have ended in either choking you out or shooting you.

[coolcostumes]

listen

realistically, i know that
but i'm trying to make myself seem better than i am.

[so_many_pockets]

Why?

[coolcostumes]

idk

to seem cool?

[so_many_pockets]

Being able to get hit a lot does not make someone cool.

[coolcostumes]

no i don't mean getting hit a lot
i meant
going toe to toe with you

[so_many_pockets]

Oh, I see.
Well, if you would like, I will give you a second try.

[coolcostumes]

yeah?
i'd be cool with that!

[so_many_pockets]

Sure, if you really want to get your ass kicked again, who am I to deny you?

[coolcostumes]

yeah well
maybe i'll last longer this time
i've been training.

[so_many_pockets]

Maybe you will.
Give me a week or so to stop being more bruise than person and we will see how you do.

[coolcostumes]

i don't like hearing that you're more bruise than anything.

[so_many_pockets]

What if I say I am more bruise than corpse?

[coolcostumes]

better but still.

what have you been doing?

[so_many_pockets]

My job. Unfortunately, any detail more than that is very, very classified.
And one bar fight.

[coolcostumes]

wait

the first part i can understand

but BAR FIGHT?

[so_many_pockets]

Yes? What is confusing about a bar fight? They're fairly simple, as fights go.

[coolcostumes]

nothing is confusing about a bar fight. i'm just wondering how you got into a bar fight? what happened?

[so_many_pockets]

Well, I was in a bar, a man was being an asshole, I said something about it, he attempted to hit me and then I taught him a very important lesson.
So, you know. The usual.

[coolcostumes]

the usual.

was he being an asshole to you or just in general? not that i disagree with what you did i'm just curious

[so_many_pockets]

Yes, the usual. I have hobbies.

No, he was being an asshole to other women there.

[coolcostumes]

well, he deserved it, then. was it just one guy or did you take on a bunch of guys?

[so_many_pockets]

Oh, he had friends. Thankfully. It would be SO boring to fight one ridiculous American man. No challenge!
It was still very easy, but at least I had to pay a little attention.